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By Ross Patterson

At evening She Cries, whereas He Rides His Steed is a side-splitting satire that completely parodies romance novels and western dramas. 

Our hero, Saint James highway James is a tall, tremendous muscular, 32-year-old guy whose attributes and possessions comprise a brain more suitable than Socrates on acid, an impressive horse he loves greater than something on the earth, a package deal so huge that it calls for a signature, a gorgeous, passionate spouse with a rack so excellent it belongs on a billiard desk, a ton of youngsters, and his personal own gold mine. His lifestyles, set in 1849 opposed to the backdrop of the California Gold Rush, is one lengthy parade of fantastic intercourse, dynamite montages, whiskey, and explosive gunfights. the types of items males may possibly do while males have been really men. he's the richest guy in town—equal elements enjoyed and feared by means of all. but if the Schläger Brothers come to city, so too comes the tip of the nice occasions. St. James is pressured to shield every thing that concerns to him (including, yet now not restricted to: prostitutes, his horse, cash, and medication. Oh, and his spouse and youngsters too, type of). God support an individual who stands in his way.

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